Norman Reedus reads BroApp messages on the Tonight Show
Careful research for the past two minutes has taught me that the BroApp is a "relationship wingman" for guys who want to spend more time with their bros instead of with their broad. Presumably because women are stupid and boring and make you change your socks. I'm not sure. Regardless, the BroApp will send cutesy messages to your girlfriend so you can have fart contests and tell jokes about farts and spend more time at Fart Mountain or whatever it is men do when they're not barbecuing.
Naturally, the messages are infantilizing and idiotic and contain teddy bears, because women, amirite?
The thing is though, that when they're read out loud by Norman Reedus even bro messages mysteriously become poetry.